Conversation between A JW and a none JW patient.
Hello sir, I'm here to provide some spiritual comfort.
Patient: thanks I can use some, they tell me I have a few months.
JW: so sorry. What faith are you?
Patient: Catholic.
JW: well you know you have been worshipping Satan.
Patient: say what!
JW: yes there is only one true religion and one God, Jehovah.
Patient: But sir how can that be, I don't know anything about JW's.
JW: well sir have you seen us on the street corners?
Patient: Yes, but I have never talked to any JW.
JW: that's no excuse.
Patient: So you are saying if I don't become a JW, this is it for me, no
coming back?
JW; I'm afraid so.
Patient: nurse, nurse please get this fool out of my room..